Satisfying your woman

Last Friday night after supper Beth had a hankering for pudding and we had nothing she fancied in the larder so I volunteered to walk to the One Stop around the corner to see what I could find.

They had tinned steamed treacle pudding, always a favourite for Beth on a cold damp day like Friday, so I took a tin to the till to pay. As I was doing so the young man at the other till was asked if he wanted anything else.

"Got any condoms?" he asked.

So you see, whatever age you are, as a man you may find yourself out on a Friday night buying things to satisfy your woman ...