Phone a Friend

I phoned a friend today who's not too well at the moment. Let's hope things improve soon. I think that's all I've got to say on that one here.

On a happier note here's a letter to The Times¹ published on 16th January:

Sir, Amazingly educational, the times2 crossword.

I suppose I was naive, but never having come across an onager before, I googled Monday's clue of "wild Asian ass". It was only after ploughing through two pages of porn sites that I was rescued and informed by Wikipedia.

Colonel Mike Gaffney
Farnham, Surrey

I'm vaguely surprised he only had to go through two pages ...

1. It is for real, the original is online here.